Random ramblings.
Thus far, the coolest thing about this week is that the girl who lived next door to me with the miniature Doberman that barked all day and all night….the same dog I spent 50 bucks on an “bark stopper” for…and the same dog I’ve been planning to assassinate ever since it became apparent that the stopper didn’t’ work…. is gone! THEY MOVED OUT !!!!!! WHOOOOHOOOO!!! Now that little demon dog can keep someone else up.
I have top secret plans that I’ll get to blog about soooooooon. Should be cool. Why? Because I’m a cooool guy. A cooool friend. And just coooool in general. Well, I tell myself that anyway. Makes me feel better.
Can’t wait to go back to Lubbock for the UT game.
Tipping…. Why is it that some servers rock, and others just outright suck? You never really understand the value of a good server until you get a crappy one. A fantastic server is worth a %50 tip. A crappy one isn’t (profound huh?).
I need to start Christmas shopping now. That way I can be broke now, instead of broke at Christmas. The only thing this will really achieve for me will be the fact that I’ll get to start bitching before everyone else, and hopefully it will be out of my system by the time the rest of you start bitching just before Christmas. I don’t work connected to a mall anymore….that’s no fun when it comes to Christmas shopping.
T.V. -I’m convinced the writes of LOST don’t even have any clue as to what’s really happening on the show. I think they all get boozed up and start writing. The girls on Deal or No Deal…. HOT. I wonder if you can trade your case for a date….might be worth it. When is Jack Bauer going to team up with Jet Lee and break out of China?
JUDO CHOP!
Tech plays CU this weekend. They are 0-6. Either we are going to destroy them (please God…), or we will lose and Mike Leach will eat a Freshman. Or maybe he will let Bobby Knight eat one on his behalf. Can’t wait to go back for the UT (echo echo echo) game with Blake and John. Good times will be had. I may have to edit some things out on the blog post since Keni (Blake’s Girl-o) reads my ramblings. I think this is the 6th or 7th year we have gone back. I’m getting old.
I like a lot about Yoga….but I’ve come to the conclusion that I suck at it. I think they let me stay in class so that when the yoga instructors go to happy hour with each other, they have good stories to tell. “This week I told my class that if they couldn’t touch the floor, they could put their hands on their ankles…but this one doofus couldn’t even did that, so I told them they could also put their hands on their knees. Dorkus still couldn’t do that, so I said they could rest on their thighs. Wanted to tell him to rest on his beer belly, and kick him in the head.” Hahahahahahahaha.
Is it Friday yet?





