Ok Texas Tech fans, the Cotton Bowl is growing closer every day, and I’m ready to go!!! We have our tickets and are ready to go see the Texas Tech Red Raiders destroy the Sister Kissn’ Crimson Tide of Alabama. Before we show up in force for the Cotton Bowl, I thought I would go over some more Tech 101 class work to make sure all of the fans are up to par at the game. If you have not already seen the first installment, please read this, or at least watch this video.
Now that you know how to make a Texas Tech tortilla, you need to know one other important thing: how to get your Tech Survival kit into the game.
A Tech Survival kit includes two critical components that must be taken to every game: packages of small flour tortillas, and booze. PLEASE don’t under estimate the need for whiskey at the game. The Cotton Bowl is being held in Texas during the winter, and winters are harsh here in the Dallas area. It is not uncommon for the temperatures to get down into 60’s or 50’s (that can kill a man in a matter of seconds if he’s not prepared), and that whiskey might just be the difference in life and death. I don’t skydive with out a parachute, and I sure as hell don’t go to a Tech Football game without my survival kit!
Picking your whiskey to take to the game: Mixing is the key. Drinking from the bottle or even from a cup at the game can too easily get you busted and booted from the game. If the cop is an Aggie, you might even get a ticket. So the trick is to take something you can mix with a drink you can buy at the game; bottled drinks that you can take a few swigs of, and then top back off with bourbon are the best way to go. Jack and Jim are good game choices, not only because they are half way decent whiskey and low cost, but because you can get them in thin plastic bottles (see picture above). This is important! The best way to sneak a 750ml bottle in is putting it under your belt, down your pants(we have used boots before, but had mixed results). The thin plastic bottles are easily hidden so that you don’t look like you are REALLY excited to see the game and most importantly they won’t break into shards of razor sharp glass and dice your family jewels into confetti. If you put it in your jacket, you will most likely get busted.
Picking and hiding your Tillers:
Always get the small tortillas because they fly better. If you get a 20 pack, you can sneak them in under your belt without much trouble. It’s hard to hide anything bigger. Have one of your friends show up with the Whiskey in their pants, and the other with the tortillas and you should be good to go!!
Now you know how to make and sneak your Tech Survival Kit into the game, and you should be ready to be loud and proud at the Cotton Bowl next week. “We will hit um’, we will wreck um’ we will fu*king kick their a$$!”
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