Best E-mail Rant EVER, by RobE

About a year ago my friend and college roomate lost his job. As most folks who find themselves in that situation, he spent a large amounts of time job hunting. Every once in a while he would get a little bit batty, and write us an e-mail rant about pretty much whatever came to his mind. Below is a clip of the best Berto rant EVER. Below is a snip of his best rant of all time. If you would like to read all of it, check out his post on his blog Click Here
Robs Rant:

Somedays I would like to smack all you guys all call you Susan.

I have decided to take all my job hunting frustration out on you guys.
Why is it that it take people two to three weeks to respond to my
emails and phone calls. I think I should send vulgar emails and phone
calls to my prospects and see if that gets there attention. Who came
out with all of these words I am typing anyways. And spelling who the
hell has the right to tell me how I spell a word. Is there some type
of spelling fairy or something. If I want to spell there I have two
options. There and Their. Why…. Lets make life simple and spell it
one way. From now on I”m going to spell it one way. There (I like
two E’s)

Maybe a naked picture of myself would grab the attention of employers.
Maybe I should put that on my cover-letter to John’s CIO. Hello sir
my name is Big Jimmy Dean Eppers hire me and I will do good things for
your company. Some people like to call me Berto. Not sure why but ask
me about the Jimmy Dean part. Crazy Sir….. Why does Kumar always
say Crazy Sir. For a smart guy Kumar always says crazy things. A UT
grad with a almost 4.0 GPA and a managing partner in the family
business. And the dude says things like sirble, I don’t understand
people. Who made up the word Donkey Punch and why do all my friends
use it now…..(continues)
Read the second half of his rant Here

He is re-doing his webpage, and you should check it out! Robeppers.com