Monthly Archive for October, 2005

Ellis, Lubbock Texas

Ellis at work
Ellis:
The Man, The Myth, The Legend.

When I was an undergraduate at Texas Tech University, when we could scrape up enough cash to afford cover and a good night out on the town, we would go down to the Depot District. The Depot is not unlike the area of town that every big college city has where most of the bars, clubs, and night spots are. After we were done, or when we needed a second wind we would use our noses to hunt down Ellis’s location for that night. What is Ellis? It’s a person. It’s food. It’s all that is good in this world!

We would lift our noses to the air and follow the aroma of mesquite smoke until we found one very big man, an old white Cadillac, and a wood burning grill situated in one of the various parking lots in the Depot.

When we would walk up to his grill (I’m guess this thing was 5 feet, by 2.5 feet or bigger) we were always greeted by a very articulate and extremely polite bear of a man often wearing sunglasses to keep the smoke out of his eyes. I would guess that Ellis is probably in his mid 30’s now, well over 6 feet tall and built like a lineman. The great thing about him is that he’s even nicer than he is big, and you could really tell that he truly cared about making your experience at his extremely simple set up the best it could be. Behind him was always his white Cadillac with the trunk open. Next to the grill he had home made Pico de Gallo and salsa (HOT by all standards), mustard, a few bbq sauces, and a few other condiments. The menu was simple: Brisket, or a few different types of sausage, jalapeno being the local favorite. He smoked all of his meat at home, and would toss your order onto the smoky grill to heat it up and get it ready to eat. The grill was a griddle (solid metal, not slats) and he would also toss a tortilla on to get warmed up. Mate the two together, fix it up with all the fixn’s and you have the best damn drunk/ or late night food on the face of the earth for just a few bucks.
food

Ferlis Ellis is his name. Also know as Big E, or simply Ellis. Around Lubbock he was, and still is somewhat of a local legend. He would show up to College events (Easter Bash, Crawfish etc.) and serve his fine cuisine to the same crowd that would sniff him out late at night.

When Rob and I went back for one of our football games a few years ago, following tradition, we went in search of some late night Ellis. We couldn’t find him in any parking lots, and were amazed to find that he had a permanent open air place of his very own. It’s still simple, keeping with his tradition (I wouldn’t want it any other way!); it’s open air with a little bit of a metal roof that he can raise and lower that covers the cooking area. He has a few tables, a big area to pony up to the bar, and a massive wood burning grill to let him work his magic. He doesn’t sell beer, and has canned soft drinks available. There are no dishes other than paper plates and paper towels. There isn’t even a sign visible from the street that tells you that you are about to happen across Big E’s BBQ, but you can’t miss it. The menu is the same with a few additions : pulled pork , shrimp and chicken. All served the same way on a grilled tortilla. There are no appetizers, deserts, or even a visible menu to read. If you have eaten with him before, you know what to order. If not Ellis is more than happy to explain it to you. Cash only, leave your credit cards at the bar next door. I love that the feel is the same as it was when he was getting started. I love that it’s still basically Ellis behind the grill serving killer food that sells on it’s own merits. He was successful enough to get his own place, but didn’t sell out and try to be like every other restaurant around town.
Ellis in Lubbock

When we (John, Rob and I) went back last weekend for the KSU game, we went and ate Ellis both nights we were there. Saturday night we didn’t plan on drinking because we had already consumed more alcohol in 2 days than most people would consume in a full month. Our stomach linings were on their last thread. We were not drunk or hung over, we just didn’t feel like drinking. It was cloudy and was sprinkling on and off that night, so it was pretty slow in the Depot area. Slow enough that we got to talk to him more than we normally do (remember, everybody loves saying hello and talking to Big E). We bellied up to his bar top and ordered our food. He remembered us from when we were in college, and remember that we always come back to see him when we are in town. During a slow moment he walked over to us and reached into the freezer that was below the bar just in front of us. He pulled out 4 silver bullets, one for each of us and one for himself. He popped the tops and we all enjoyed perfectly chilled drinks. A kid(Tech student) sitting across from us asked with excitement, “Ellis, you sell beer now?”. Ellis just took a swig of his brew, and very politely said, “Nope, I don’t sell beer.” For those who might not know, if you can’t sell beer, you can give it away legally. We finished the drinks and though the gesture was very nice. About 10 minuets later he came back to the freezer and produced another 4 brews and we dove in for round two. Rob’s eyes got a little bit big. I’m sure he was thinking the same thing I was thinking….my liver and stomach are on redline….this might not be a good idea! John quickly reminded him that we can’t turn down a man’s beer. So we enjoyed round two and didn’t have any problems; our stomachs and livers must be turbo/industrial models.

We ate our food, and finished our drinks and enjoyed the cool night air. We had been there close to an hour when Big E walked back over to the freezer again. All of us knew what was coming, round 3!!! However, this time we were wrong to assume that more beer was headed to the bar top. He reached in with only one hand this time. No silver bullets were produced. Instead he pulled out a brand new, sealed bottle of Grey Goose Citron and put it on the bar in front of us and said, “Fellas, I don’t have any shot glasses so we are going to have to hit it from the bottle”. Now how cool is that? We are sitting at a place that doesn’t serve beer, run by a local legend and drinking great vodka right out of the bottle with him. All four of us took a few pulls from the bottle (which quickly reminded us why we should have spent the extra $5 on Goose instead of Stoli for our vodka tonics in the hotel room).
John and Grey Goose
If you are ever in Lubbock, you have to go visit Ellis. He’s open Thursday through Sunday night from 7p.m. until 4 a.m. A brisket or sausage Ellis that will fill you up will set you back all of $4. His place is at 1802 Buddy Holly, in the Depot behind Blue Light and across from Whiskey River. Follow your nose, and you will find the way.

There are some more pics of Ellis and us eating Ellis in my gallery. . Search “Ellis” in the search bar.

Texas Tech Trip#1 Tech Vs. KSU

Will Rogers
Tradition:
I’ve decided that I’m becoming an old man. In my age I’ve come to really look forward to road trips and traditions (like the Galveston trip above). One of the most fun traditions that Rob (roommate from college and worlds greatest friend) and I started after we were graduated from Texas Tech, is to go back to Lubbock at least once a year for a football game. We always have a great time going back to our old stomping grounds and love to watch Tech football games with good friends. You can find pictures from past Tech trips in my Gallery . This year we are going back to three, count them three, games. God blessed season tickets!
Last weekend we went back for the first game we could make it out to; John, Rob and I went back for the KSU vs. Texas Tech game. I have to say that it was an epic event that I’ll never forget. The only thing that wasn’t exactly the way I wanted it to be….too many people couldn’t make it (Bobs, Chad, Blake, Keni, Sean, Etc.). That problem should be solved for the Aggie game next month; it looks like everybody will be able to make it for that game.

We left from Dallas around 1:00 p.m. on Friday and made it to Lubbock just in time for fried cheese and greasy hamburgers at Spanky’s.
Rob, Zach, John at Spanky's
I’m not sure how I survive in Dallas without Spanky’s! The fried cheese sticks and burgers on the patio overlooking campus…how can you go wrong! I wanted to order the Heman Woman Hater (1lb. burger) but Rob and John thoght I should leave room for Ellis later that night.

After Spanky’s we picked up some cigars and headed to campus to take some pictures and walk around to see what was new. Will Rogers was totally wrapped up and looking beautiful and it was a great night to be outside. We could hear the band in the distance, and asked the first people we saw what was going on. Lucky for us, there was a Bonfire across from campus that was just about to start. We headed across campus and enjoyed the fire and all that went along with it.

bonfire

From there we went down to the Depot District and had a few drinks at Blue Light and Bleachers. I only wish the drinks were as stiff as the bartender girl’s body! You might say the vodka tonics were a little light, but I was in too good of a mood to be upset. The Electric Gypsies were playing, and put on a great show as usual (they also play in Dallas and Midland, for info:Electric Gypsies). I actually took one of their X-band members skydiving when I was in school, and have been watching them for years. After Bleachers, we finished Friday night up with some Ellis and headed home. I’ll have another blog entry soon that is all about Ellis. The man, the Myth, The Legend.

Saturday morning came quickly; the game was early this year!!! Eleven a.m. instead of the previously scheduled 6:30. Damn you network TV! Six thirty games are the best because you can sleep in, have lunch, cruse campus and any other spots around town before the game. You can even enjoy the low cost bews and nachos at the Alumni center befor walking your drunk ass into the game. We showed up an hour or so early sat in the student section, “fixed” our cokes up the way a good Red Raider knows how to and had a blast . Rob almost broke his ankle trying to get that 750 bottle into the game. It would seem that extra large flasks stuffed down Harley boots can crush bones into powder. Thanks for taking one for the team Berto!
crown and coke
Tech kicked KSU all over the field and gave us a 59-20 victory for our Homecoming game. We bought a few $5, (32oz) beers at the Alumni Center and headed back to the hotel to take a little siesta (because we are old!). We crawled out of bed in time for a late night trip to get more Ellis and called it a day.
Saturday we packed up and headed to campus to take our annual Double T bench picture and hang out for a while before we met Tim for lunch at One Guy’s. Of course there was a lot more that we were able to do, and several other people we got to see. Too much to write down in an already long post. Let’s just say it was a great trip with great friends. More pictures from the trip can be found in the Gallery.
More to come soon
Double T pic

Get their butts kicked for stupid reasons: Jay Johnson and Wife Swap

So I got my ass kicked today! At least I knew it was coming.

I walked into the gym Sunday to be greeted by one of the trainers there who quickly coerced (meaning she’s female and therefore evil…and I’m a male therefore/stupid) me into showing up at 6:00 A.M. Tuesday to get my ass kicked for a reality TV show that I don’t even watch. Ok ok…so she didn’t say “get your ass kicked” , but she said I was going to have to take a “Boot Camp” class with Jay Johnson. I know who Jay is….and I knew that I was going to get my ass kicked!

So first of all, who is Jay? Jay Johnson is a fitness trainer in the Dallas area. He is an ex-Army drill instructor who trains the likes of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. He has a group class that he conducts a few times a week called “Boot Camp”, where people pay him to get their asses kicked for an hour or so (Note: when I say get their asses kicked, I just mean a really hard work out; Jay doesn’t hurt anyone or even yell at anyone…real nice guy). This guy is huge… built like a brick shithouse. He is taller than me…probably out weighs me by 50 lbs and there isn’t an ounce of fat on him. Yet it looks like he wears pants with a 30 inch waist. I’ve heard about his class and have seen him around the gym for a long time. I’m in pretty good shape. I go to the gym 4-5 days a week and am in the best shape of my life. However, I knew I was going to get my ass handed to me. When he started doing pushups where he clapped *behind* his back, I knew I was done for. What the hell, it’s for TV right? After all, people pay a lot of money to take his class and this was a chance for me to see what it was all about for free. I thought best case scenario I will end up as a little speck in the background on prime time TV : “LOOK EVERYBODY, that dot, that speck in the background ….that was me, maybe…. Pause it…rewind…LOOK …I’m FAMOUS!”. Worst case I would be the guy that was crying in pain, or the limp body they load into the ambulance on a stretcher as a cliff hanger before the commercial break.

Apparently Jay is going to be in an upcoming episode of Wife Swap in November. They wanted to show this new wife a taste of what he does for a living and how he lived, so they wanted to shoot a morning workout of his Boot Camp with the new wife. I have a feeling she may not be in the best shape in the world .

I showed up bright and early to be part of a group of about 20 or so people who also wanted to get destroyed for no good reason. The camera crew showed up about 15 or 20 min’s later, and the wife never showed up at all!!
I started off the session like a LION!!! We had to do some sprinting drills and such to get started and I was SMOKN’ fast. I made damn sure that I was one of the first to finish. We did a push up test as one of our first tasks: 60 push ups in 60 seconds followed by a lap. I haven’t done pushups in a long time and was worried…. 60 good ones in 1 min? I nailed it. Got them done with time to spare and ran like a gazelle on my lap. I was feeling confidant! That lasted for the first 15 mins or so, and then I started to deteriorate (die?). It wasn’t long before I was so dehydrated that I knew that if I didn’t drink I would pass out (literally). Lucky for me, right when I knew I was all dried up he gave us a water break. That helped but I never really caught back up. I went from running like a gazelle and working out at %100 to running (walking?) like a wounded aardvark and doing the exercises like someone who had never worked out before. Or like the fat kid in your PE class when you were a kid. You remember the guy doing jumping jacks where feet move 6 inches, arms make it up to shoulder level at best and they don’t really jump but only can muster the energy to shift their weight up a little bit so people who aren’t looking closely or are legally blind, might think are actually exercising. I couldn’t catch my breath. I was probably hissing, wheezing and drooling on myself. Ok, maybe it wasn’t that bad but I was worn out and not performing well. My legs were like wet noodles. I had no coordination. My ass was effectively kicked, and it wasn’t even 7 a.m. yet.

It did make me feel a little better to see a girl that I had met in the gym, who is a personal trainer and in killer shape, also wearing down as the work out went on. It’s funny how EVERYBODY seemed to push it a little bit harder when the cameras were on them!

It made me think a lot about what being in shape really means. I do a good amount of cardio on every workout, and lift a lot of weights. I’d say compared to the average Joe I’m in good shape. However, I would have a LONG way to go before I could do an hour of something like Boot Camp and still be able to sprint at the end. If you live in the Dallas or Valley Ranch area and want to be humbled, I’d defiantly give Jay’s program a shot.
For more info about Jay, he has a good webpage at BootCamp
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